🦆 Welcome to Operation QuackDown

Because the war on drugs was never about health. It was about control.

Below are short, sharp stories with direct links—tiny breadcrumbs of truth in a system built on lies. If you’ve ever wondered why your grandma’s on five legal pills but a kid gets locked up for a plant, you’re not alone. We’re under attack—for control of markets and minds.

💊 Legal Drugs Kill Too

Many of the most dangerous drugs in America come straight through the front door—approved, prescribed, and advertised during football games.
They’re legal because they’re profitable, not because they’re safe.
Meanwhile,street drugs (some safer, some not) are criminalized for one reason: The Drug War has no opposition.

🐘🦅 The Two-Headed Corporate Party

Both political parties work for the same boss: MONEY.
They chant “freedom,” but it always seems to mean oil, control, or stock prices.
Remember Operation Iraqi Freedom? Swap “freedom” with “oil” and suddenly the slogan makes sense.
Weapons of mass destruction? We never found them. But we did find a lot of contracts.

🗳️ Got a brain cell left? Use it.

Voting? Great. But if you think that’s the full game, they’ve already won.
The people are fighting each other, while the system keeps cashing in.

So what is Operation QuackDown?
It’s satire.
It’s protest.
It’s a big middle feather to every lobbyist, drug war profiteer, and puppet politician pretending to care.

🦆💥 Join the Quackery

Operation QuackDown

3 phases, one objective.  

Our mission is simple: win the drug war—not by fighting it, but by refusing to play their game. We are the resistance, not with weapons or policy, but with clarity, compassion, and satire. While the government continues to escalate a war it has already lost, we stand as proof that healing, freedom, and laughter cannot be outlawed.

Every dollar they spend trying to create criminals is another admission of failure. They manufacture the very problems they claim to be solving, then use those manufactured crises to justify more surveillance, more punishment, and more suffering. But we’ve seen through the illusion. We’re not running from their war—we’re floating above it, thriving in spite of it.

We are citizens living inside a totalitarian, fascist surveillance state, and we know it. We know how fear is weaponized. We know how hatred is engineered. And yet, we endure. We flourish. We find joy in community. We laugh, even when they try to control us.

This campaign isn’t about surrender—it’s about subversion. Through absurdity, through satire, and through rubber duckies in cowboy hats, we expose the absurdity of a government that fears plants more than pharmaceutical corruption. We are not here to lose the war. We’re here to make the war look as ridiculous as it truly is... it ends today!!!

Just fun propaganda

every picture links to a story

I hope you enjoy Laughter, Here are the 4 main Ducks individual stories.  

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