Our mission is simple: win the drug war—not by fighting it, but by refusing to play their game. We are the resistance, not with weapons or policy, but with clarity, compassion, and satire. While the government continues to escalate a war it has already lost, we stand as proof that healing, freedom, and laughter cannot be outlawed.

Every dollar they spend trying to create criminals is another admission of failure. They manufacture the very problems they claim to be solving, then use those manufactured crises to justify more surveillance, more punishment, and more suffering. But we’ve seen through the illusion. We’re not running from their war—we’re floating above it, thriving in spite of it.

We are citizens living inside a totalitarian, fascist surveillance state, and we know it. We know how fear is weaponized. We know how hatred is engineered. And yet, we endure. We flourish. We find joy in community. We laugh, even when they try to control us.

This campaign isn’t about surrender—it’s about subversion. Through absurdity, through satire, and through rubber duckies in cowboy hats, we expose the absurdity of a government that fears plants more than pharmaceutical corruption. We are not here to lose the war. We’re here to make the war look as ridiculous as it truly is... it ends today!!!